• No, you don't need that popup or that exit popup.
• No, you don't need that slider.
• No, I don't have that font on my computer and no, you did not load it properly.
• Yes, you did break the entire site by forgetting a semicolon in a PHP file.
• Yes, trying out that hot new framework on a live site broke things.
• Yes, that font size is too small.
• No, that isn't enough contrast.
• Yes, that brick of text is entirely too wide & difficult to read on desktop.
• Yes, you forgot all the alt text.
• No, I can't tab through your form & it's making me sad.
• No, there are no meta tags whatsoever.
• Yes, your site is slow because you have a bunch of third party scripts.
• Yes, that page builder you're using is creating terrible HTML, making it very hard to debug.
• No, you didn't need to transfer the domain, screw things up, & accidentally have the site go down for 5 days. ICANN? More like I can't.
• Yes, that GIF will cause a seizure.
• No, you don't need to have sound playing automatically when someone visits your site.
• Yes, your site is div soup. But we've all been there.
• No, you shouldn't have headings in the wrong order.
• No, your image isn't showing up. Yes, you accidentally used <image /> instead of <img />